You Smell Like Captain Jack Sparrow
Everybody wishes they could… I don’t know, buy something to commemorate PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2. Turns out, there are a few items. Nikki Finke has the complete list, but I’m going limit myself to a top ten.
- Ping Pong Table
- Candied Fruit
- Mittens
- Bagel
- Hocky Puck
- Lawn Furniture
- Recipe Book
- Videophone
- Aromatherapy Oils
- Audio Speakers
Marketing strategy or beat poetry? We report, you decide.




