Leave A Beautiful Corpse
This audio commentary by Jack Handey is an excellent guide to ensuring that your skeleton, when it is dug up by adventurer/archaeologists five hundred years from now, is scary. Who wants to leave behind a hohum skeleton? And it’s never to early to start planning.
Jack Handey is the mastermind behind SNL’s DEEP THOUGHTS. He was on the show during the funny years.
January 4th, 2007 at 4:35 am
[...] My most popular post in the past few months was, weirdly, a thing called LEAVE A BEAUTIFUL CORPSE, which was little more than a link to Jack Handey’s Halloween commentary on NPR about how to ensure your skeleton is scary and not boring. If I learn anything from this it’s that I need to have more stories about sex. [...]