Odds, Ends
DIRECTOR ROBERT ALTMAN, 81, DIES
Over 30 people will deliver eulogies… all at the same time.
MICHAEL RICHARDS HIRES PR EXPERT
Perhaps if he’d done this earlier, he’d have never had to go into standup in the first place.
DAVID BLAINE ESCAPES FROM SUSPENDED GYROSCOPE, TAKES CHILDREN ON SHOPPING SPREE
How nice… but he’s still creepy.
OJ SIMPSON SAYS THE ONLY THING HE IS GUILTY OF IS TRYING TO PROVIDE FOR HIS CHILDREN
That is, if he’d had children.
CASINO ROYALE SAID TO BE RIFE WITH MISTAKES
Maybe, but at least it didn’t call someone the n-word or schedule a disingenuous confession.


