Odds, Ends
TALLEDEGA NIGHTS DVD TOPS DVD SALES CHART
If you’re not at the top of the DVD chart, you’re a loser!
HILLARY DUFF MADE INTO BARBIE DOLL
No, for real this time.
MAN SELLS FESTIVUS POLES FOR HOLIDAY SEASON
What better way to gather your family around for the Airing of Grievances…
ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE DENOUNCES JUDITH REGAN FOR FOR ALLEGED REMARKS
Does that mean she was allegedly right?
SIMON COWELL TO CAST AND MOUNT PRODUCTION OF “GREASE”
That title is its own snarky comment, if you know what I mean.
PROCOL HARUM ORGANIST AWARDED 40% OF RIGHTS TO “A WHITER SHADE OF PALE”
Which gives him a kind of washed out grey, I guess.