Odds, Ends
MARILYN MANSON, DITA VON TEASE CALL IT QUITS
You’d think that if anybody had a chance to make it work in that business… on the bright side, Marilyn’s on the market again ladies!
In a stunning upset, EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR snubbed.
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS TO BE FIRST PORN DISTRIBUTED IN BLU-RAY FORMAT
Unfortuntately it is simultaneously being released in HD-DVD, so neither format gets the fabled porno boost.
10-YEAR-OLD DIRECTOR SUES INVESTOR OVER CREATIVE CONTROL
It’s not just for him - it’s for all the pre-adolescent directors. Besides, everyone agrees the trial will be adorable.
TOM WAITS SETTLES LAWSUIT WITH GERMAN CAR COMPANY
He claims they tried to hire him for some ads, and when he turned them down they went with a Tom Waits sound-alike instead. My first question is how did they find a sound-alike? Was there one already or did they have to take a normal singer and make him eat sand soaked in lye? Second, what’s with the Germans and music? Waits? Hasselhoff? Nina Hagen? Seriously.
PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS SCREENED FOR 100 HOMELESS
Trend to continue later this month with LORD OF THE RINGS screening for elves.