AQUA TEEN STUNT CAUSES TERRORISM SCARE IN BOSTON

The resulting publicity is very funny and a little irritating - the exact reverse of the show itself.

EAGLES MAY RELEASE NEW ALBUM

Don Henley swallowing alum to heighten his vocal range.

PRINCE TO HEADLINE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

Also pregame - Cirque du Soleil and Billy Joel. Seriously. When did chicks get ahold of Superbowl entertainment?

FINAL HARRY POTTER BOOK DUE OUT IN JULY

And immediately after that, the apocalypse.

BOB GELDOF TV COMPANY TO LAUNCH PEACE CHANNEL

Yeah, good luck with that Sir Bob. It’s such a great idea, I wonder why no one has tried it before?

DISGRACED POP STAR GARY GLITTER MAY BE RELEASED EARLY

…into a pit of ravenous tigers, if there’s any justice in the world.

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