Odds, Ends
PARIS HILTON MAY NOT SERVE FULL SENTENCE
Anyone who knows her will tell you that she can’t even COMPLETE a sentence.
JAMES (SCOTTY) DOOHAN’S ASHES MISSING AFTER TRIP TO SPACE
Or they’re still up there, held in a stasis loop until the Borg’s Earth assimilation attempt is thwarted. Take your pick.
SMOKING IN MOVIES WILL AFFECT MPAA RATING
And depending on what YOU’RE smoking, it will DEFINITELY affect the quality of the show.
MILLIONS TO TUNE IN TO EUROVISION SONG CONTEST
And every single one of them will think, “this sucks! Why do people watch it?”
TV PRODUCER TESTIFIES BEFORE CONGRESS; SAYS PRODUCT PLACEMENT WILL RUIN TELEVSIONÂ
All the while sipping from a can of Diet Coke and kicking up his Nike shoes on the dais.
CHIRS ALBRECHT KICKED OUT OF HBO FOLLOWING ALLEGATIONS OF ASSAULT
If it’s good enough to Tony Soprano… and hey, at least he didn’t also join a depression-era traveling circus at the cutting edge of the fight between good and evil. Also known as the Food Network.