Odds, Ends
HARRY POTTER THEME PARK TO OPEN IN ORLANDO, 2009
Attendance to be low because ordinary Muggles cannot see the entrance gate.
KIDNEY DONATION REALITY SHOW AIRS TONIGHT
Mark your calendars – you’ll want to remember the precise moment that western civilzation started falling.
(Better hold on to that pen – the show show has just aired and it was a hoax. If you like you can use Daniel Radcliffe’s nude appearance in EQUUS as a substitute.)
POLICE DRUMMER GIVES SCATHING REVIEW OF OWN CONCERT
And people say these guys are out of touch.
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA TO BE CANCELLED AFTER NEXT SEASON
They’re announcing it now because it gives the geeks more time to write letters demanding they don’t cancel it.
BROADWAY GIVES FIRST RESPONDERS FREE THEATRE TICKETS
I had no idea that many firefighters were gay!
LINSDAY LOHAN CHECKS INTO REHAB
Okay, re-re-rehab.
TODAY IS THE FORTIETH ANNIVERSARY OF “SGT. PEPPER’S” ALBUM RELEASE
Celebrate by digging a hole in Blackburn, Lancashire, then fixing it!