FRENCH HONOR BARBRA STREISAND

Next up for the diva: a cross-gender remake of THE BELLBOY!

SPICE GIRLS MAKE REUNION TOUR OFFICIAL

I love the Spice Girls, but if I wanna be their lover I gotta get with their friends; and frankly I don’t have that kind of time. Or stamina. And I’m holding out for the Total Coelho reunion, because I never got to see I EAT CANNIBALS performed live.

“ACCORDING TO JIM” RETURNS FOR SEVENTH SEASON

Sitcom, starring Jim Belushi, is said to have actually aired on network television since the year 2000; at present there are no witnesses to back up story.

TRANSFORMERS ROCKS! / TRANSFORMERS SUCKS!

The critics are often divided over controversial art films like this.

NEWSCASTER ATTEMPTS TO SET FIRE TO PARIS HILTON STORY SCRIPT

Was it staged? Probably. Is it an acceptable alternative to Paris Hilton coverage? Oh HELL yes.

VIRGIN MEGASTORE TO OPEN AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL

It was 2007 - the music industry had all but given up on record stores. Then one clever vendor realized that what shoppers really wanted was to have to pay $50 to a third party before they could even buy a record! And that was all it took to turn the industry around. Next up, David Soul’s string of number one hits in 2009, and the great consumer “We Want More DRM!” movement, on VH1’s Believe it or For God’s Sake Don’t.

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