Halo Geeks: Your Big Cosplay Opp Is Approaching!
Guess what’s available on eBay:
That’s right, it’s the hand-made Master Chief armor you’ve always wanted! There’s only one (you’re lookin’ at it) and once it’s gone, you’ll have to kill whomever outbid you to get it. From the eBay description:
You can have this suit in time for the halo (sic) launch! Wait until people see you walk in the door with this thing on! People will love you. Then, you can win all sorts of costume contests when Halloween comes around.
“People will love you?” Arguable. I wouldn’t count on sex resulting from this purchase.
There is good news in that for a while, the helmet wasn’t included, thenĀ a substitute helmet was included, but now the helmet you see in the picture is back. Also the seller is going to provide a complete gun instead of the half-gun mockup he had originally planned. And he says if you’d prefer green, you are welcome to paint it. It was green once and “it looked pretty good.”
Remember if you win: it’s great to wear if you’re fighting a boss, but DO NOT wear it to fight with YOUR boss. That’ll just get you a meeting with security.
(hat tip okfuture.net)
-daniel k.




