WRITER’S CONTRACT NEARS DEADLINE

Actors with improv training finally in demand!

SEX PISTOLS REUNITE

Never mind the bollocks - but get regular colonoscopies

ANOTHER ACTOR ON “LOST” ARRESTED FOR DRUNKEN DRIVING

It’s a shame the show doesn’t shoot on Maui - there is only one road there.

FEMA APOLOGIZES FOR FAKED PRESS CONFERENCE

The “reporters” were FEMA staffers. Intrepid reporters uncovered the scandal by yelling “hey were you at that press conference” to each other across the office.

“SAW” MOVIE SPONSORS NATIONAL BLOOD DRIVE

Vivid Video is working on a tie-in with sperm banks.

CASINO-BASED MUSICAL “VIVA LAUGHLIN” CANCELLED AFTER TWO EPISODES

You gotta know when to fold ‘em.

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