Odds, Ends
He failed in his final attempt to jump 12 nurses.
CHINA WINS MISS WORLD TITLECountry credits success to “putting out the good China.”
REESE WITHERSPOON DECLARED HIGHEST-PAID ACTRESS
Gets royalties any time someone uses the word “spoon”.
“BLACK FRIDAY” MUSIC STORE SALES DISAPPOINTING
Weirdly, MP3 players are just flyin’ off the shelves.
MONTEL WILLIAMS ACCUSED OF THREATENING REPORTERS
“Come back here and pay attention to me,” he screamed, “or I’ll kill you!”
BROADWAY STAGEHANDS END STRIKE, RETURN TO WORK
Thus ensuring that people won’t have to settle for just visiting Europe before they die.