BORAT AND ALI G CHARACTERS TO BE RETIRED

Sacha Baron Cohen says they’re too famous to fool people. Now of only we could get that guy who plays “Chris Matthews” to do the same thing.

COURT ALLOWS R. KELLY TO REMAIN FREE ON BAIL PENDING COURT APPEARANCE

They believe he won’t fly.

DAILY SHOW AND COLBERT TO RETURN IN JANUARY, WRITERS OR NOT

Look for more jokes about New Delhi politics and less jokes about outsourcing.

MICHAEL DOUGLAS GETS VOICEOVER GIG INTRODUCING NBC NIGHTLY NEWS

He was paid in G.E. appliances.

BILL CLINTON DONATES SAXOPHONE TO JAZZ MUSEUM

After first having it thorougly scoured to remove DNA evidence. Force of habit.

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