ODDS, ENDS
It’s the return of the Odds, Ends feature! Lately I’ve barely had time for ends, let alone both, but a hole opened up in the schedule today.
BOND ACTOR INJURES FINGER ON SET
If it were Connery he could have lost an arm and not even complained, AND made love to his co-star between takes.
KEVIN SPACEY TO TEACH AT OXFORD
Students to be disappointed when he fails to be dismissive, abusive and sarcastic.
WARREN BEATTY RECEIVES AFI LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
“Tuesday Weld, Joan Collins AND Carly Simon? All right, dude!”
…and parties like he’s 49. I had a better line, but I’m going to enigmatically keep it to myself. Eventually I’ll write it down and allow Sheena Easton to deliver it.
They refuse to acknowlege that they’re no longer even on the block, let alone the other stuff.