NBC.COM WILL MAKE “TENS OF MILLIONS” OF DOLLARS IN 2009

And NBC.com executives will be 20 times sexier than they already are!

FAMILY GUY IN RUNNING FOR EMMY

There is no punchline that can do this headline justice.

JEFF GOLDBLUM TO JOIN CAST OF LAW AND ORDER

Goldblum will replace one of the cast members on one of the 25 or so hours of LAW AND ORDER that are produced per week. I’m a little unclear, but it’s also possible they’re just renaming his other series LAW AND ORDER: RAINES.

MTV TO ACCEPT PAID POLITICAL ADVERTISING

John McCain to announce that he is aware of MTV; Barack Obama will simultanously admit that we watches and doesn’t watch network.

GENE SIMMONS BLAMES DEATH OF MUSIC INDUSTRY ON ALTERNATIVE DISTRIBUTION METHODS

Button Hook company persues lawsuit against shoelace industry.

VERNE “MINI-ME” TROYER SUES TO SUPPRESS SEX TAPE

There are a dozen punchlines for this headline, and I have the grace to walk away from every single one of ‘em.

-daniel k.

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